your honor, that mans information is irrelevant to the case as we've seen numerous cases of "RealZero" flash stepping like its an anime and moving miles within mili seconds, at 3:01 on a TUESDAY "RealZero" was seen within the corner store, when "RealZero" was seen leaving aabb's house covered in blood at 5:00pm EST and speeding away from his home.
your honor, it seems my client- realzero, was not at aabbb's house, as he was actually inside of this corner store at 3:01pm. please explain to me how one would travel this far within a single minute?
zero has committed 2nd degree murder and burglary as of last night 3:00pm CST he had entered my home and killed my last pet turtle and stole my t.v. to and i quote "sell for crack"