Your honor, I would be on campus waiting for my classes at 3:01 PM EST, specifically within a corner store buying a Celsius, on a Tuesday. I would still be in class at 5:00 PM EST on a Tuesday as well, there's video evidence to prove both of these facts. At no point in time does the camera footage suggest I "flash step" anywhere, I simply walk to the bathroom, to grab a Celsius, or to the next building.
your honor, that mans information is irrelevant to the case as we've seen numerous cases of "RealZero" flash stepping like its an anime and moving miles within mili seconds, at 3:01 on a TUESDAY "RealZero" was seen within the corner store, when "RealZero" was seen leaving aabb's house covered in blood at 5:00pm EST and speeding away from his home.
your honor, it seems my client- realzero, was not at aabbb's house, as he was actually inside of this corner store at 3:01pm. please explain to me how one would travel this far within a single minute?
zero has committed 2nd degree murder and burglary as of last night 3:00pm CST he had entered my home and killed my last pet turtle and stole my t.v. to and i quote "sell for crack"