682 Interview
Conducted by Dr. Merlono Jones
Supervised by Dr. Sky Williams
[ LEVEL 2 CLEARANCE IS REQUIRED PAST THIS POINT ]
[ AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY ]
STATUS OF INTERVIEW: FAILED
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Interviewed SCP: 682
Interview description: Interview with 682 about their past to learn more about them.
Personnel / Equipment Involved: 3 D-Class Personnel, 5 GENSEC, 2 Researchers
Interview:
Dr. Merlono Jones: "Hello 682, How are you today. We would like to do an interview with you."
Dr. Merlono Jones: " Would that be fine with you?"
682: "You silly Ape, why do you think I would ever want to have an interview with you"
Dr. Merlono Jones: "We are willing to have some D-Class personnel clean your cell. and if your still hungry..."
682: "The more I stare at your face dear researcher, the more I want to make you scream..."
Dr. Merlono Jones: "Don't worry 682, we have D-Class for you if you cooperate."
682: "Do not test me, inferior being"
682: "Why would I only want some D-class for this interference, how about someone more personal"
Dr. Merlono Jones: "Last time I checked I had 10 fingers, with 2 of them being possible thumbs."
682: "You think your funny, how about give me one of those guards as payment for my time, I would love the crunch"
Dr. Merlono Jones: "If we are so inferior why do we have you captured? And no..."
[SCP-682 appears agitated beginning to lick its teeth while staring at Merlono Jones]
Dr. Sky Williams: (Whispers) "don't say that to him he'll try to breach"
682: "HUMAN DONT TEST ME"
Dr. Merlono Jones: "May we start the interview?"
682: "I shall give you 5 minutes before I grow tired of waiting"
Dr. Merlono Jones: "I will give you 2 D-Class after the Interview."
Dr. Merlono Jones: "First Question, What are your earliest memories?"
682: "My earliest memories...…. Dark"
Dr. Merlono Jones: "Can you go further into depth?"
682: " Dark..... then Light"
Dr. Merlono Jones: " Ok... Do you remember if you have always been a giant lizard?"
682: "LIZARD!!!!"
Dr. Merlono Jones: "Sorry if I offended you?"
682: "How dare you insignificant ape lower me to being a giant Lizard"
Dr. Sky Williams: "Sorry you're the mightiest being"
[SCP-682 falls into a fit of rage beginning to claw down the door to its CC to make Merlono Suffer [BREACH]]
682: "You...will pay......you will... die"
[SCP-682 can be heard breaking down the doors while the personnel run towards the elevator...]
Additional Comments If Needed:
No Foundation Employees where killed during or immediately after 682 Breached, but 3 D-Class met their demise when 682 breached.
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