682 Interview
Conducted by Dr. Merlono Jones
Assisted by : Dr. Gabriel Steele, Dr. 'Tsukuyomi', Dr. Jean-Bob Fountain, Dr. Rick Laurence, Dr. Albert Campbell, Dr. ALec Traviss, Dr. 'Acetoarsenite', Dr. Elijah Cross
[ LEVEL 2 CLEARANCE IS REQUIRED PAST THIS POINT ]
[ AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY ]
STATUS OF INTERVIEW: FAILED
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Interviewed SCP: 682
Interview description: Interview with 682 to see how intelligent they are.
Personnel / Equipment Involved: 3 D-Class Personnel, 5 Combative, bunch of Researchers
Interview:
[Boots up 682's PA system]
Dr. Merlono Jones : "Good evening 682, I would like to do an interview with you. These questions are just to help us measure your Intellect."
Dr. Merlono Jones : "we are going to ask you some simple questions that will adventurally get harder."
Dr. Merlono Jones : "First, do you know what 6 + 2 x 10 is?"
SCP-682 : "26 you bafoon"
Dr. Merlono Jones : "Ok, do you know the square root of 4?"
SCP-682 : "2 and what is with these annoying questions"
Dr. Merlono Jones : "Sorry sorry, let me ask a harder one. what is the x^2 -12x +3 =0"
SCP-682 : "what are you on about what even is that? x=3"
Dr. Merlono Jones : "ok ok, next what is center and radius of (x-7)^2 + (y+10)^2 =81"
SCP-682 : "10"
Dr. Merlono Jones : "Wrong, the Radius is 9 and Center is 7, -10"
SCP-682 : "what?! your making me mad"
Dr. Merlono Jones : "Calm down Liz... 682..."
SCP-682 : "he would SAY WHAT?! DID YOU CALL ME!?"
Dr. Merlono Jones : "Nothing sorry..."
[SCP-682 can be heard breaking down the doors while all the research personnel run towards the elevator...]
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